• {Eddsworld One shots!} •

I bet I can kiss better then you {Tord X Reader X Tom}

(A/N) Honestly, this is the first time I've wrote a one shot like this.....so um.... wish me luck?

I sat in my bedroom,minding my own business. When I heard another fight between Tom and Tord down stairs.

"SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, COMMIE! SHE OBVIOUSLY LIKES ME!"

" OH SHUT UP, JEHOVAH! YOU REALLY THINK SHE COULD LOVE AN ALCOHOLIC LIKE YOU!? "

"AT LEAST I DON'T JERK OFF TO HENTAI ALL NIGHT!"

" AT LEAST I DON'T FUCK MY BASS! "

"YOU DON'T HAVE A BASS!"

" YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! "

I sighed, walking down the stairs. I stood at the end of the stairs watching them fight.

"YOU KNOW WHAT? I BET I COULD TREAT HER BETTER THANK YOU!!"

" YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO KISS, YOU IDIOT! "

"I KNOW HOW TO KISS!"

" WELL I BET I COULD KISS BETTER THAN YOU ANYTIME! "

"I could be the judge of that."

Their heads shot over to me , with a dumbfounded expression.

Tord smirked, "That's fine with me~" Tom looked as if he was going to protest, but Tord dipped me into a long, rough kiss. I blushed. Damn, could these guys take a joke?!

After Tord finished, he winked and nudged Tom.

"You're turn, Emo."

Tom rolled his 'eyes' slapping Tord behind the head before walking over. Tord screamed something along the lines of , "Dra til helvete!"  as Tom walked over to me. I could tell he really didn't want to do this, just for the fact Tord just did. He leaned down, and gave me a nice, sweet short kiss. By now my face was redder than Tord's hoodie, making Tord snicker a bit.

"So, who won?"

" Hm....I don't know... Maybe I should test you guys won last time. "

"(Y/N)!"

(A/N) I got this idea from a friend. She's great btw. I'll probably link her wattpad when I get wifi! ANYWAYS I KNOW IT SUCKED! IT WAS MEH FIRST TRY!