Pick Up Lines. {Tord X Reader}

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I sat in the school court yard, quietly reading my book under a tree, waiting for school to start. A summer breeze flowed through, and I rolled up the sleeves on my hoodie. Fuck the summer time, I'm still wearing my hoodie, God damnit (even if it does mean a heat stroke is coming my way-).

I was about to turn the page on my book until I heard someone clear their throat in front of me. I looked up to see a boy about my age, who I'd seen around, but never bothered to talk to.

"Hey, are you alright?" He looked a bit concerned as he spoke.

"Um..........Yeah. Why do you ask?"

He gave me a smug smile before saying, "Because it must of hurt when you fell from heaven!"

I smiled, deciding to play along, "No, but it hurt when I crawled my way up from hell."

He looked stumped for a moment before his smirk returned, "Oh, well that explains why you're so fucking hot."

I burst out laughing, marking my page before closing my book.

"Alright,Alright you win.So, who may you be?"

He smiled as I stood up, "Tord, Tord Larsson."

I held my hand out, "(Y/N),(Y/N) (L/N)."

He took it and we shook hands. We exchanged numbers before Tord ran off somewhere else. Wow, what a dork, but a cute one.

BONUS:

TOM'S POV

I looked in shock as the (girl/boy/non-binary pal) actually talked to him. How the hell did he do that?! Tord ran back over, showing me the phone number wrote on his arm.

"You, Jehovah's witness, owe me 50 pounds!"

Edd and Matt laughed before screaming ,'OOOOOOOOOOOO' like they do in Regular Show.

I growled handing the money to Tord,before crossing my arms.

Damn commie.

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Should I write a part two?

Also, WHERE MY NON-BINARY SIBLINGS AT?
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