Tom and Tord sat on the couch, watching an army documentary.
"Hey,Tom?"
" Yes? "
"You're ugly as hell."
" You're more ugly. "
"I know, Thank you, but not as ugly as you!"
"Fuck you!"
"No, Fuck you!"
" Fuck me? "
"Fuck yes."
THEN THEY FUCKED.
THE END.
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