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Dumb Ass. {Tord X Tom X Reader}

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(A/N) I just made this for fun, so it really doesn't have any fluff or smut in it. Don't judge me! Also I have color guard tryouts today! Wish me luck!
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(Y/N) glared over at Tord, as they all say on the couch. Tom sat in the middle of the two, watching the television closely as 'The Children ' played. Edd and Matt has gone off to the mall, leaving the three most prone to fighting people in the world in the house.

Tord glared back at them, sticking his tongue out as he scooted closer to Tom. (Y/N) growled lightly, basically moving themself directly next to Tom. Tom glanced over at (Y/N), giving them a questioning look. (Y/N) returned the look back at Tom, and he shrugged it off. Tord, being the blunt bitch he is, swung his arm around Tom.

"What the hell?!" Tom screeched, falling over into (Y/N)'s lap, then screeching again before falling on the floor.

"What? I didn't do anything!" Tord said innocently, putting his hand on his chest.

"YOU FUCKING MADE A MOVE ON ME, YOU COMMIE!" Tom screamed, throwing his Smirnoff bottle at Tord.

Tord dodged it, scoffing, "I-I was getting cold!"

" There's a blanket beside you, " (Y/N) stated blankly, pointing at it.

Tord's face lit up in embarrassment, "I.. Em... Didn't know it was there!"

" You brought it in here! "

"That doesn't mean I remember doing so!"

" You're such a dumbass! "

"Me the dumbass?! You're the one who thinks you actually have a chance with Tom!"

(Y/N) blushed brightly, as they tackled Tord, "I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO HELL, WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!"

" TRY ME! "

"GUYS!" Tom yelled, making the two snap their heads over to him.

" What makes you think I like you two? "

"I- um-" (Y/N) stuttered, there arm in position to punch Tord straight in the eye.

"Exactly," Tom stated walking up to his bedroom as Tord and ( Y/N) sat there dumbfounded.

Tord pushed them off of him, "GET OFF ME, WHORE!"

" HOW CAN I BE THE WHORE WHEN I HAVEN'T EVEN DATED ANYONE?! "

"..."

" EXACTLY, BITCH! "

"SHUT THE FUCK UP,"  Tom yelled from his bedroom, " I'M TRYING TO DAMN SLEEP! CAN'T KILL EACH OTHER SOMEWHERE ELSE?! "