(Y/N) sighed, clicking through the channels on the telly. Of course, it was a Monday and nothing was on. That is until the news came on with another picture of their lovely boyfriend. They sighed, listening to what he had done this time.
"Tord Larsin, Red Army Leader, today again stole from a local bank near London. It was an estimated over 20 million pounds he stole and his whereabouts are now unknown. He seemingly disappeared around a corner of a store in a-"
Click.
They pursed their lips. This was about the 5th time this month with Tord stealing this much, but (Y/N) loved the criminal too much to walk away.
Suddenly, the door burst open revealing Tord smiling.
"'Ello!"
He sat his bag down by the door, walking over and standing over by (Y/N), "Did you miss me?"
(Y/N) nodded, standing up and reaching their hands up to attempt to kiss Tord.
Tord chuckled, bending down a bit, "Awe, Babe, you're to short!"
(Y/N) frowned, putting Tord in a head lock and throwing him down onto the floor.
"Who's the short one now, Fucker?"
\\I know this is short ((GETIT*NUDGESREADERAGRESSIVELY*)) but take it and be happy//
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