John Egbert is not the 'innocent little baby' who 'cannot do any wrong' that you may think he is. In reality he is
THE BIGGEST SADIST YOU COULD EVER MEET
You think he's reading a biology textbook casually under the tree but hiding behind it is a copy of the Karma Sutra.
He's learned from the books and he's kitted up with everything a pleasure loving demon might need.
(getting close with Bro Strider pays off)
You wouldn't expect him to be so dark on the low down but I advice you to be careful or...
...He will BLOW YOU AWAY!!
YOU ARE READING
The HomeStuck Burn Book
Fanfiction[S] >open the burn book [S] >learn the secrets •homestuck crack for fan enjoyment! I do not own Homestuck and all rights go to Andrew Hussie.
