This girl likes it doggy style ;)
It's TOTALY just a rumour that if you rub on her ears she'll be wet as a river.
She's most likely thinking about gardening while getting it on and will gladly allow all time and space to collapse if your doing it just right.
Jade is actually a real nice girl at the end of the day but lit's been going around that she and Terezi are super into 'flavoured' things and have been caught in the janitor closet trying a couple of toys on their friends.
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