Those stitches are as tight as his asshole.
A few notable things;
1. He doesn't eat, he photosynthesises
2. He's high 80% of the time
3. Metuna can be a pain in the ass in more ways than one.
4. He's helplessly devoted to Meulin it's sickening
5. Don't play 'find the drugs in the car' with him there's always drugs in the car
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