Stuttering seems to be his only form of communication, not to mention he strolls around like royalty in a costume cape that makes him look like a glorified carpet.
I've heard he cries when he masturbates.
Not to mention he calls his dick a whole range of Harry Potter style nicknames, 'Nimbus 2000' 'chamber of secrets' 'sword of gryfindor'
also been caught sleeping cocooned in his cape, like someone's hugging him... but way more sad.
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