Ahh yes, expect to be dried up because this is one salty motherfucker.
I'm not saying we don't all know he smokes behind the bikeshed and bosses his little friends around like the crab king of the castle but we alllllllll know what went down at Terezi's party.
Men of his... size are in 'short' supply but he'd top you faster than you could dream off.
the most impressive things is the horns, they work like g-spots, yes they taste like candy corn but scratch them in just the right spot and he totally purrs.
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The HomeStuck Burn Book
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