TF2 x Reader

🆚German vs French (RED Medic x reader x RED spy)🆚

"Guten Tag Frauline~"

"Bonjour Madmoiselle~"

Oh you just couldn't choose between the two of them! Both of their accents were hot as hell and they both were straight up handsome so this was difficult for you...very difficult.

Ever since they heard you giggling about how much you loved accents, and scout being a nosy fuck who over heard you, Medic and Spy have been at each other's throats trying to seduce you that it was both amusing and annoying. Your left (E/C) eye twitched in aggravation as you heard both men screaming at each other in the living room about which accent you loved more. German or French.

"Jou dumpkofft!! Germanz have zhe sexiezt accentz in zhe whole vorld! Und I beyond I can sveep (Y/N) off her feet juzt by saying good morning to her in mein language!!"

"HA!! You call a German accent appealing?! I a've heard vultures cry sexier zhan you! A Frenchman like me would be a better fit zhan a Nazi!! After all, we are known for real romance!"

"For zhe last time!! Juzt because I'm German doezn't make me a Nazi!!"

"YOU FILTHY, UNAPPEALING MAGGOTS BETTER SHUT THE HELL UP OR I'LL SHOVE MY SHOVEL SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT THEY WILL NEED TO SURGICALLY REMOVE IT FROM YOUR BODY!!!"

That was it, you couldn't take it anymore. All this yelling and pointless banter was making your head spin. You slammed your hands down onto the counter, making all nine men look at you with confused or embarrassed looks. You slowly raised your head up and death glared at both Medic and Spy then stormed over to them and roughly kissed both of them, first Medic then Spy, before storming to your room and yelling out behind you.

"For the record!! Both of your accents are sexy as hell so quit your damn fucking fighting!!"

Then the sound of your door slamming shut made all the men jump. Medic and Spy had huge blushes on their faces as they stood there dumbstruck. Scout was laughing his ass off while the rest of them just shook their heads or rolled their eyes. The doctor and the frenchman looked at each other slowly before glaring and growling.

"She kizzed me longer!!"

"Nein she didn't!!"