How to be emo

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1. Listen to music of the punk/hardcore/heavy metal genre. And appreciate it. (For example- My Chemical Romance, Black Veil Brides, Bring Me The Horizon.)  I said appreciate

2. Right, now that you've found these wonderful, beautiful bands, research a little into them; looking at clothes they wear, interviews they do whatever. Know a couple of tiny things.

 Know a couple of tiny things

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3. Be inspired and feel free to express who you are (not giving a fuck). Wear what you want, act how you want. Whatever pleases you little weirdos :)

4. Bring eyeliner

5. I'm not kidding. Stop whatever you are doing right now, stop ......I'm serious....stop, and buy 20 black eyeliner.....things and the good part is is that you don't even need to know how to apply it, because if it's shit it goes with the "emo" look anyway. Always have one with you.

6. Buy another pair of earphones for backup.  These are the most beautiful important objects of importance that have ever important-ed.

7. Now this is where you spend a couple of weeks deciding If you like this. If you find you do you are faced with a choice. You can be a introverted emo or extroverted emo.

Introverted like me; is where you would probably have social anxiety. Or you just don't like confrontation or people

....
(or life)

Extroverted, is where you probably don't talk much to strangers but to your friends, you are that friend, the friend that hugs. Yeah that one. (^∇^)

You can also choose to be emo or more scene.

Emo being like dying your hair black

Scene being where you dye it with colours. And proBabLy wHen meSsAGiNg yOu woULd tYpE liKe tHis.

8. Now we usually are part of some fandom, so look some up, and if there are any that you find interesting, read/watch it. ( for example, supernatural, blue exorcist, Harry Potter, x-men. Death note Etc)

9. Then obsess over it. When you get that to the point where you're annoying your family and friends you know you are obsessed enough ( although because you're emo. You an edgy ass motherfucker you probably don't have friends or family.   You weren't born, no, no. you were probably created in a.... Black cabbage patch.)

10. Now locate your nearest bin/trash can

.......

And throw yourself into it

Because Congratulations (they say you're the man), you are now trash.





Btw this is just a joke.

So you know.....

Don't

Actually buy 20 eyeliner pencils.
I mean unless you want to.....

I apologise for my horrible English and grammar, I'm just real tired.

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