Why British Soldiers Are Easy to Spot in Italy

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Me: welcome back everybody
Cassy: when are you going to revive him
Me: who?
Cassy: *points to Jonas*
Me: oh, *revives him*
Me: so who is going to ask the question?
Mio: wait, has anyone seen Belarus?
Me: I haven't, wait
Russia: get me out of here
Jasmine: no
Russia: please, Belarus is in here
Belarus: marry me big brother
Russia: no
Me: crap get him out of there
Russia: *gets out of the closet while Belarus is still in there* think you
Belarus: get me out of here
Me: no
Megan: Moi truth, dare, or would you rather?
Mio: dare
Megan: I dare you to say howdy I'm Flowey the flower
Mio: okay, *clears voices* Howdy I'm Flowey the Flower would you like some friendship pellets?
Everybody: no
Mio: ;A;
Me: next question
Japan: Celine truth, dare, or would you rather?
Celine: would you rather
Japan: would you rather live in a world without Pandas or a world without your phone?
Celine: *Le gasp* I can't live without either of those things ;A;
Celine: but if I had to choose I would live in a world without pandas
Me: next question
Grace: Cassy truth, dare, or would you rather?
Cassy: truth
Grace: why are British soldiers easy to spot in Italy?
Cassy: you see Grace
Cassy: they say that British soldiers are easy to spot, probably because they don't look Italian also they don't speak Italian also they don't smell like garlic
Italy and Romano: HEY!
Romano: we don't smell like garlic
Cassy: you sure?
Romano: I am sure
Cassy: *pulls Romano's curl and runs away
Romano: Hey *blushing very hard*
Me: next question
Megan: Grace truth, dare, or would you rather?
Grace: truth
Megan: who do you ship Isabelle with?
Me: don't you dare answer that
Grace: well, I ship her with Romano, Spain, and Prussia
Me: dang it
Romano: really?
Grace: yes
Prussia: she awesome me is okay with it *puts one of his arms around me*
Me: 0/////0
Jasmine: are you blushing?
Me: no
Me: well that's it for now but we will see you guys next time bye
Everyone: bye

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