Hetalia Truth Dare or Would You Rather

Asereje (The Ketchup Song)

(Don't play the song yet)
Me: welcome back everybody
Romano: Can I ask the question, you bastard?
Me: no
Romano: why?
Me: cause I'm going to ask the question
Romano: fine
Me: Spain truth, dare, or would you rather?
Spain: dare
Me: I dare you to listen to Asereje (The Ketchup Song)
Spain: what is Asereje (The Ketchup Song)?
Me: its a song
Spain: okay then I'll listen to it
(now you can play the song by the way this is the Spanglish version which is both English and Spanish)
Spain: I love this song now!
Romano: what song you tomato bastard?
Spain: *shows Romano the song*
Romano: WHY IS IT TITLED Asereje (The Ketchup Song)?!
Me: I don't know, okay who would like to ask the next question?
Cassy: I'll ask the question
Me: go ahead
Cassy: America truth, dare, or would you rather?
America: truth
Cassy: how are your states?
America: their good
England: WHAT YOUR STATES?!
America: yeah I have 50 states
England: SINCE WHEN?!
America: since now *America and England having a  argument*
Canada: what my brother has 50 states?
Me, Cassy, Tori, Daniel, Mio, Grace, Jasmine, Megan, and Brian: *facepalm*
Daniel: yes Canada
Me: next question
Tori: Japan truth, dare, or would you rather
Japan: truth
Tori: do you know how old Hawaii is?
Japan: n\o
Tori: should I tell him? *looks at America*
America: sure
Tori: she is 8 years old
Japan: *realizes what the question was for*
America: its okay Japan she forgives you
Me: question
Brian: Italy truth, dare, or would you rather?
Italy: dare
Brian: I dare you to sing your song to Germany
Italy: okay
Germany Germany Germany is a really really nice place
even though i'm your prisoner you give me food and it doesn't suck like English food
Sausage with cheese always tastes so good
it be heaven for a dog yeah thats Germany
tell me how is it that you Germans are so robust your crushing me with your intimidation
my fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear your women terrify me
it is a norm to drink a barrel  of  beer and to smash it on somebody's head
please don't come to my house in large mobs German tourists are scary
even the girls here in Germany are more rugged then I am YAHOO
Germany: why
Me: next question
Spain: I'll ask it
Me: okay
Spain: Romano truth, dare, or would you rather?
Romano: dare
Spain: I dare you to go a full hour with out tomatoes
Romano: fine
~one minute later~
Me: *eating a tomato in front of him, smirking*
Romano: I F**KING SWEAR!!!! UGH!! I NEED TOMATOES TO LIIIIIVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!
~one hour later~
Romano: TOMATOES *eats five tomatoes*
Me: question
Daniel: Isabelle truth, dare, or would you rather?
Me: truth
Daniel: what do I bless you with?
Isabelle, Cassy, Tori, Daniel, Mio, Megan, Jasmine, Grace, and Brian: I BLESS YOU WITH THE LETTUCE!!!!!
France: what the 'eck?
Grace: can I ask the question?
Me: sure but I think I know what you're going to ask
Grace: okay, England truth, dare, or would you rather?
England: truth
Grace: what did you say when you got out of prison?
Me: I new it
England: I don't want to say it
Grace: say it
England: no
Grace: yes
England: no
Grace: yes
England: no
Grace: yes
Me: do you want me to say it?
Grace: sure
England: oh no
Me: so this is what England said when he got out of prison *clears throat* no one can stop the brilliant intelligence of a Englishman I'm so hot I can kiss myself.
England: o////o
Me and Grace: you dingus
Jasmine: since you said that I'm going to kill you now *gets out a spear* (yes I did change it to a spear)
Jasmine: come here *chases England*
England: stop chasing me
Jasmine: never *kills him with blood all over her*
England: X-X
Me: *sadly brings him back to life*
Me: well thats it foe now but we will see you guys next time bye
Everybody: bye
???: bye
Me: who are you?
(Can you guys guess who that is?) (don't forget to leave us some truth dare or would you rather questions)