Hetalia Truth Dare or Would You Rather

FINALLY WE HAVE COMMENTS!!!!

Hey guys, so before I start this chapter I would like if you guys also supported my other book 'The Special Dog of the Phantomhive Manor' I am planning to write more of that book but, I don't have the inspiration to continue it ( also because I'm a lazy potato.) Also Happy Valentine's Day you guys!! I am sorry for not publishing a lot, the reason why is because I need to focus on my school work and because I am a lazy potato. So I hope you guys understand and will support that book, anyways back to the book.
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( Don't play the video yet )
Me: YOU GUYS WE HAVE A DARES!!!
Prussia: REALLY?!
Denmark: YES FINALLY!!
Grace: and It's Valentine's Day
Mio: oh yeah
Finland: so what do they say?
Me: the first one is from _The_Skelebros they say- oh
Izzy: what do they say?
Me: um, do you really want to know?
Everybody: Yes!
Jasmine: come on Isabelle we haven't had a comment ever since PIRATES AND FOOD HEROS?
Me: fine *sighs* Italy this is for you
Italy: OH BOY, WHAT TO THEY SAY!
Me: *hands him the note*
Italy: *reads it out loud* _The_Skelebros -Italy should tell them about Hetaoni or sing insanity or this I'd fall and cry in the corner
Italy: um *drops the paper and starts having flashbacks*
Me: Italy?
France: um I know it's bad to ask this but what is Hetaoni?
Me: um well
~ after explaining everything ~ ( sorry I don't want anyone to cry )
Me: so that is what it is
Iceland: wow
Me: anyways let's lighten the mood with another comment from LunaxThexNight
Norway: ok what does she say?
Me: she says * bursts out into laughter *
England: well what does she say?
Me: s-s-he says
England: for crying out loud give me the paper
Me: * gives him the paper *
England: ok she says
LunaxThexNight - France and England should sing ex girlfriend suck
Everybody: *laughs out loud*
England: really?!
Jasmine: YES!!!
Graceland: come on it's Valentine's Day
Jasmine: well what are you waiting for-
Cassy: DO IT!!!
England and France: fine
( play the video )

France: hey baby
England: ughhhh
France: shut up England! I wrote this song for you
England: you cheating scancified b*tch
France: hey I'm filming here! Anyways I hope this makes you happy

France
I love your hair, your smile, your clothes
England
i love your fat abnormally large toes

France: Shut up! You are ruing the video
England: scoot over, yeah yeah remember me!
France: England!
England: Well you should because you took my heart out and shoved it down my esophagus, yeah you should remember that!
England: you cheated on me with this frog over here, you jerk!
France: let it go angleterr, ok it was three months ago I'm trying to film something here!
England: fine, but I'm not moving.

France
i love your hair, your smile, your clothes
England
i love your cankles and your elephant nose
France
i love your freckles and your eyes
England
don't forget about her thunder thighs
France
girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven
England
it hurt, she landed on her face
France
girl, i need to put you on my "to do list"
England
or my hit list, whichever really works
France
if you were a booger i'd pick you first
England
well i'd lick you first

France: what, That is so wrong! That's discussing
England: well I would lick her as in punching he in the face, might make you look prettier

France and England
girl, you're everything i (don't) want
you're everything i (don't) need
without you i can barely/finally breath

England
you're so fat
you got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack
not even clinton would sleep with you
when trucks back up they beep like you
and no one wants to be with you
i never want to see you again
you're like the elephant man
it looks like you seriously stopped a van with your face
France
your face is like the sun
England
yep, it burns my retinas
France
you have beautiful puppy dog eyes
England
maybe you should go to the vet
you smell like a pig and you look like a fish
if you were a cow i'd put you right on a dish
you're crazy like a monkey you belong in a zoo
if you were a horse i'd turn you right into glue
France
your eyes are like a pond in which the fish of beauty swim
England
you have a mustache like my dads, you really need a trim
France and England
all i really wanted to say
is i love/hate you

England: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU STUPID B*TCH
THE END
( THE LYRICS TOOK FOREVER TO EDIT )

Everyone: * claps for them *
France and England: * bow *
England: how come I got the mean part?
Grace I don't know why?
Me: well I hope you guys liked this Chapter
Denmark: thank you LunaxThexNight and _The_Skelebros for suggesting the dares
Iceland: don't forget to comment some more truth, dare, or would you rather stuff
Tori: and we will see you guys next time
Everyone: * waves by to the reader * HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, BYE!!!