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#76-sealand 6/8/2020
Me: welcome back everybody Megan: Isabelle Me: yes Megan: you do realize that France's birthday was on the 14th right? Me: I do know that, and I would like to apologize to France France: did someone call me? Me: France I am sorry for not celebrating your birthday France: it's ok *gives me a hug* Me: *hugs back* Both: *lets go of each other* Me: and I would like to give you this *gives him something* France: thank you Isabelle America: what is it? France: *shows them*
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America; wow what is it? England: *hits him on the back of his head* it's called a photo collage America: oh Me: ok someone ask a question Jonas: Isabelle truth, dare, or would you rather? Me: um dare Jonas: I dare you to sing Candy Store with Cassy, Jasmine, Tori, and Megan Me: I have a question for you do you know what Candy Store is? Jonas: no Jasmine: boi Cassy: we'll do it *play the music* Isabelle Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far, Why now are you pulling on my di*k? I'd normally slap your face off, And everyone here could watch - But I'm feeling nice. Here's some advice: Listen up, Byatch.
Isabelle with Cassy AND Jasmine (variously) I like looking hot; buying stuff they cannot. I like drinking hard; maxing Dad's credit card. I like skipping gym; scaring her, screwing him. I like killer clothes; kicking nerds in the nose! If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls - Have your Mommy fix you a snack. Whoa, whoa! Or you could come smoke, Pound some rum and coke in my porsche with the quarterback. Oh, whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa! Honey, what you waiting for?
ALL THREE Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore... Then step into my candy store! Guys fall
Cassy and Jasmine At your feet.
Cassy Pay the check
Jasmine Help you cheat!
ALL THREE All you
Cassy Have to do:
Isabelle Say goodbye to Shamu.
ALL THREE That freak's
Jasmine Not your friend. I can tell, in the end,
ALL THREE If she
Cassy Had your shot,
ALL THREE She would leave you to rot!
Jasmine 'Course if you don't care, Fine. Go braid her hair - Maybe "Sesame Street" is on.
Cassy and Isabelle Whoa, whoa!
Jasmine Or forget that creep,
Cassy and get in my Jeep...
Isabelle Let's go tear up someone's lawn!
Cassy and Jasmine Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa!
ALL THREE Honey, what you waiting for? Welcome to my candy store! You just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore... Then step into my candy store!
(During the preceding, The Killing Squad slip the note onto Megan's lunch tray. She opens it and reads it...) ( since when did Megan have a lunch tray? oh well on with the song* Isabelle You can join the team...
Cassy and Jasmine Or you can b**ch and moan.
Isabelle You can live the dream...
Cassy and Jasmine Or you can die alone.
Isabelle You can fly with eagles,
Cassy and Jasmine Or if you prefer
Isabelle Keep on testing me
ALL THREE And end up like her!
Megan Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me!
Tori (Lamely.) ... Color me stoked.
Megan I'm so happy.
Cassy Whoa, whoa, whoa - Honey what you waiting for! -
( Me shoves Cassy aside)
Isabelle Shut up, Heather. Step into my candy store! Whoaaaaaaaaa!
Cassy and Jasmine Oh, oh, oh, time for you to prove you're not a lame-ass anymore!
ALL THREE Then step into my candy store! It's my candy store, it's my candy. (x2) It's my candy store! (x2) *the song ends* Everybody: *claps* Me, Cassy, Jasmine, Tori, and Megan: *takes a bow* Me: next question Daniel: Japan truth, dare, or would you rather? Japan: dare Daniel: I dare you to embarrass the Allies Japan: ok *goes to the Allies* America: hey Japan Japan: herro America do you guys no this video? Allies: no Japan: many this wirr refresh your memory *plays the video for them* Russia: oh that China: that was so embarrassing Japan: I'm sorry for this, HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS! England: Japan what are you doing? Japan: sorry it's a dare Me: what is it? Celine: yeah what is it? Japan: *plays the video*
Everybody except the Allies: *laughs so hard* The Allies: -//////- Canada: wow I'm so happy that I wasn't there hahahahaha Prussia: Keseseseseses Me: ok guys that's it for now Sweden: don't forget to leave us some truth, dare, or would you rather stuff in the comments Everybody: bye *waves to reader*
