Yuuri Under Water

Chapter Two

A week had passed since the fateful day at the finals. Yuuri had flown over to Japan to see his parents and pay some debts he had with some Yakuzas. Yurio didn't want to go so Viktor stayed back in St. Petersburg with him. Although he is a legal adult, they still worried. What if they leave only to come back to an expecting Yurio? They'd never forgive Otabek.
Now, it was finally time for Viktor to get down to business. Opening his laptop he made a search on gayggle and clicked on the first article. Viktor had to help the love of his life. Unfortunately, he didn't know who it was so he decided to help Yuuri instead.

'How can I help my fuckto- I mean my husband' Viktor thought. Suddenly, he had a light bulb moment. He knew what he had to do.

Two days went by and finally his master plan could be put into action. Slowly, with the laptop in his hands, he crept over to the room they kept as an office of sorts. Yurio was in there and didn't hear Viktor come in. Viktor strolled over to where his son stood.
"Move, i'm gay" Viktor pushed him out of his place in front of the printer.
Yuuri put his hands together and inhaled deeply.
"Boi, what the fuck?"he said as he brought them down.
Viktor hooked up his laptop to the printer and pulled up the screen. A paper fringed in gold popped up and the older Russian's face was adorned with a smirk.
"What the hell is that?" Yurio yelled.
"My diploma"
"Holy crap, you actually got an associates in only a day and a half?"
Viktor's smile grew "Yeah"
The blonde leaned in closer to the screen to read what was written under his dad's name. He was blind as a fucking bat just like Yuuri.
"Atmospheric chemistry and climatology" Yurio read the words out loud.
"That's what I majored in"

'Wow,' Yurio thought 'just wow'.

"Now I can finally help Yuuri with his little problem" Viktor cheered triumphantly.
"Is this legit?" Yurio asked.'What kind of shit college makes you print out a diploma,' his mind raced 'and get a degree in only hours'.
The answer never came for his father was back at eyeing his only form of education.

Another week had gone by and Viktor got a phone call.
"What's wrong?" Viktor asked truly not knowing what his partner was going on about.
"The fuck you mean what's wrong?" Yuuri yelled at him from the other side of the phone. He was still in Japan,
"I truly don't know"
"You've been feeding Makkachin protein shakes!"
"Oh yeah, that"
It wasn't Viktor's fault that the poodle actually drank it...even if Viktor had forced it down the dog's throat.
"I can't even leave you alone for one second can I?" Yuuri was beyond exasperated.
"There was a surplus of shakes and we were out of dog food. Makkachin needs to stop being a picky eater"
The Japanese man sighed for he had lost all faith in his partner.
"Hey," Viktor yelled into the phone "when you stop bitching I have something to tell you"
"What?" Yuuri was still mad. Viktor wasn't a child and he should stop behaving like one. If anything Yurio acted more like an adult than his 31 year old father.
"Everything is now ready" Viktor said in a low voice, pretending it was a movie scene from a mafia movie or something.
"Oh, okay" was the only thing Yuuri replied before promptly hanging up.