1. Ask if he uses hair gel.
2. Ask if he uses a flat iron.
3. Ask if you could hang out with Albus and he, and when they say yes, talk about how stupid they are.
4. Talk about how Rose is a horrible person and how you (or another guy) should end up with her.
5. Tell him that he's as mean as his father.
6. Make fun of him.
7. Show him Scorpius and Delphi fan fiction (idk their ship name)
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How To Annoy Harry Potter Characters
RandomTitle says it all! This is a very un-original thing for me to do. If you have a book like this and I use the same idea, I'm sorry! It's probably a coincidence!
