1. Say, "no offense," whenever you mean to offend her.
2. Tell her that Bellatrix has way better bushy hair than she does.
3. Show her Dramione fan fiction.
4. Talk about yourself in third person.
5. Spell words terribly wrong in text messages.
6. Spell words wrong in general.
7. Show her how Starbucks can spell someone's name so unbelievably wrong.
8. Hide all her books.
9. Add a lock on the entrance to her private library, lock it, and then hide the key.
10. Make her wear all Slytherin colors every day for a week.
11. Make her be roommates with Draco for 72 hours.
12. Take all the ink cartridges out of her pens and then hide them so she struggles to write with empty pens.
13. Tell her you'll study with her when you fall asleep with in the first 20 minutes.
14. Talk crud about S. P. E. W.
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How To Annoy Harry Potter Characters
RandomTitle says it all! This is a very un-original thing for me to do. If you have a book like this and I use the same idea, I'm sorry! It's probably a coincidence!
