Tell them that Rita Skeeter has a crush on them.
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How To Annoy Harry Potter Characters
RandomTitle says it all! This is a very un-original thing for me to do. If you have a book like this and I use the same idea, I'm sorry! It's probably a coincidence!
How To Annoy Any Harry Potter Character: 1
Tell them that Rita Skeeter has a crush on them.