1. Call her a Mudblood.
2. Ask to study with her and then fall asleep within the first hour.
3. Ask her to do your homework while you have a party.
4. Tell her to brush her hair for once.
5. Make fun of her braces.
6. Tell her that she should've ended up with Draco.
7. Tell her about the Dobby and Hermione ship.
8. Inform her that Ron's going to cheat on her with chicken.
9. Tell her that Bellatrix killed her parents.
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How To Annoy Harry Potter Characters
RandomTitle says it all! This is a very un-original thing for me to do. If you have a book like this and I use the same idea, I'm sorry! It's probably a coincidence!