Hermione Granger: 4

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1. Ship her with Draco.

2. Tell her that S. P. E. W. Is offensive.

3. Tell them that learning is worthless.

4. Call her a seaweed brain.

5. Start singing Muggle songs and expect her to know every single word of every single songs.

6. Ask her to help you with homework, then fall asleep within the first half hour.

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