1. Roast Harry Potter.
2. Diss Harry Potter.
3. Show him the, "If Harry Potter had Facebook pt 2."
4. Make him polyjuice into a Death Eater.
5. Talk about how he shouldn't have been freed.
6. Call Lucius Malfoy a saint.
7. Refuse to give him more clothes.
8. Ask him to marry Winky. When he asks why, respond with, "You're both house elves! You can make alien babies together!"
That's more like, How to Bully Dobby, so I wouldn't recommend doing that.
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How To Annoy Harry Potter Characters
RandomTitle says it all! This is a very un-original thing for me to do. If you have a book like this and I use the same idea, I'm sorry! It's probably a coincidence!
