1. Put makeup on his face.
2. Take him to a wig shop.
3. Ask him to wear cabbage on his head as a wig.
4. Invite Harry Potter to all of Voldemort's Death Eater meetings.
5. Remind Voldemort that Snape was never on his side.
6. Ask him if Lucius should be Second In Command.
7. Insist he and Bellatrix did the dirty.
8. Make him destroy his horcruxes.
9. Call him by his real name.
10. Do the homemade Dark Mark. (This isn't mine, it's from many different sources.)
11. Make him duel with Dumbledore.
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How To Annoy Harry Potter Characters
RandomTitle says it all! This is a very un-original thing for me to do. If you have a book like this and I use the same idea, I'm sorry! It's probably a coincidence!
