Silly Book

Year 10

-"How do you look at microorganisms? Through a telescope." -Abbas 2015

-"Europe is a country"

-"I didn't know England was a country, I thought the UK was."

-"I can't read clocks" *while having analogue watch on her wrist*

-"Is Hitler dead or did he escape?"

-"Are penguins mammals?"

-"Who eats pooey water, only, Africans eat pooey water."

-"Arctic foxes have small ears so the blood won't leave their bodies."

-"Why do people call it specific and not just pacific? The pacific is the ocean innit?" -Henry 2015

-"Why do boys get less injections then girls?" "Because they only have two balls."

-"Migration? Isn't it when you get a migraine?"

-"Winston! WOO!" *applaud*.... "wait... Isn't he dead?"

-Teacher: People illegally make others pay their life savings to be taken half way to Europe and abandoned in the ocean to sink. Thousands have already died this year. Student: *GASP* "It's the titanic all over again!!!"

-"Can you take a boat to Australia?"

-"Boats are faster then planes."

-"So London is in Britain?"- Eve 2015

-Where is cholesterol produced? "Chromosomes." -Eve 2015

-"It was in some country in Germany."

-"They don't give you a birth certificate if you cross the border illegally."

-"Is Germany a different country to England?"

-"Can you get a tan in Germany?"

-"Does he live in Welsh?"

-"Can I take gramms on the flight?"

-"The sun's gone to another country."

-"Perpendincular."