Silly Book

Year 12

-"Santa's ghetto."

-"Just type In your USB."

-"She looks like a flamingo!" "Feed her a carrot."

-*Looking at one picture of young Thomas Brodie Sangster and one older picture of Thomas Brodie Sangster* *sarcastic voice* "Wow it's the same person."

-"..... are exactly the same... but slightly different."

-"I think I fixed the idgernet cable."

-"hepatitis is that sick disease ting."

-"Is there a number that starts with y?"

-"Did you know a incest and a inbred is the same thing."

-*Talking about capital punishment.* "With deterrence they'd just go to jail for a long time, but capitalism kills people."

-"Don't smeek weed."

-*Sharing half a chair with someone so half of butt is on seat* "I have never felt so much butt on my butt cheek in my life."

-"I don't think America even have KFC; i feel sorry for them."

-"She's Chinese, not Asian."

-"The Lamborghini was walking beside us."

-"Do twins die at the same time?"

-"What's a Jaguar? That's a dog!"

-*Doing a quiz where you have to list all the Russian leaders in chronological order* "Where's Hitler?"

-"Dumb people are always the dumbest people."

-"Where I got my injection on my arm, it feels like I got a headache."

-*Talking about exhaust pipe* "Bubbles coming out of the tube ting."

-"Imagine us trying to survive in a jungle! Making fires, hunting, foraging babies..."

-"I've got a plate full of hands."

-*Sees a picture of Kim Jong Un* "Look it's King Kong John!"

-*Talking about leg amputees* "It's interesting that some people don't want a prosthetic leg and would rather walk around on wheel chairs."

-*Person 1 is applying for a job interview and she apparently has loads of grammatical errors in their application.* Person 2: "no wonder this is your first interview, look at how many grammar errors you have". To which Person 1 responded; "Am I working at a grammar shop though?"

-*sees a heterosexual couple* "It's a unisex couple."

-A: "I wanted to be mates with someone but they only speak Chinese." B: "Oh No! I am so sorry but did you know I can translate the Asian." A: "What do you mean translate the Asian?"

B: "Oh you know mate, you know one Asian you know them all aint it the same with the languages" A: "So what Asian language do you know?" B: "English init."

-A:"I have two flights one twelve hour and then an hour connection."

B:"Wow why don't you just take a car for the hour?" A:"Across the sea?" B: "Yeah bruv I hate airplanes and some cars drive on water."

-*Reading names out and sees Wendy* "We-we-Widney"

-*Meant to say Witches trials* "Witch's childs?"

-"The phone's not chargering."

-"Wait did you put that in the silly food?"