Onion bladder
*Man looking through stones on a beach*
S: "Ohh maybe he'll find a fossil!"
A: "With a metal detector?"
Is Asia the capital of Russia?
C: "Name a country in Africa."
A:*With full confidence* "Africa..."
A: "What film are we watching?"
B&N: "We aren't."
A: "What film is that?"
I'm going to die by death
*Someone throws their papers on the table with finesse*
C: "That was the most aggressive - non aggressive throw I've ever seen."
R: "So passive aggressive?"
A: "My soup smells half for males half for females, it's heterosexual"
"Jeramy McKyle Show... Ok whatever, the blue guy"
"Small kind of biggish guy"
R: "He's a strong independent feline"
S: "No he's not, he's male!"
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Silly Book
HumorFrom year 10 to present time (year 13) I have been recording every silly thing my friends and I have heard during our time in high-school. (That isn't to say though that none of them are our own amusingly enough.) This book can be an enlightening in...
