Silly Book

Year 11

-"It doesn't matter how much cake I eat, I have a high potassilism."

-"Aren't eyebrows basically pubes?"

-"Why do British people say banana as baNARNAR?"

-"That's a dance I can beat to."

-"What is an apricot?"

-"How do you print off a movie?"

-"America is one time zone."

-"There is an Oxfam dictionary."

-"How do you spell yellow?"

-"Do they have snow in Asia?"

-"Is lamb from a cow or a pig?"

-"How many buses do you think there are in the world?... Oh, I thought there was only like a hundred."

-"If you dug through the centre of the world, never mind temperature or nothing, after 12 hours the Earth would spin and you'd come back up the way you came in."

-"But they would boil the view."

-"Do terrorists still hold meetings or do they do it on Whatsapp or something."

-"Don't have sex with me, have sex with a beaver on a tree."

-"You're inflicting your ears into our conversation."

-"Who is the guy on Noah's ark?"

-"Do people who wear glasses need to blink?"

-"Stop don't hit me on my anal."

-"Is he your black or burnt toast black?"

-"Ah at least he isn't burnt toast black, like does his skin match his hair colour?"

-"Go do some exercise fat idiot! Carrots are da ting."

-"Is he not allowed to eat chicken nuggets? He's watching chicken nugget porn right now isn't he?"

-"Chairs aren't furniture. Sofas are, chairs aren't."

-"Is orange a colour?"