Just Desus Things •DISCONTINUED•

Paul's hair

Every chance he gets, Daryl just stares at the man nicknamed 'Jesus'. He is just so pretty to look at, his bright blue eyes that look like there is a whole ocean in them. Of course, you can't forget that hair. That light brown hair that perfectly flows just past his shoulders. That's what pisses off Daryl the most. Jesus's hair always looks clean, and it's always flowing perfectly in the wind. Meanwhile Daryl's always looks like he washed his hair with bacon grease. Daryl is 100% convinced that Jesus has a secret stash of shampoo somewhere.

Of course, being the over dramatic gay man he is, Daryl goes over to Paul's trailer, and throws the door open. Jesus is sitting on his bed writing something on a piece a paper, with a book underneath to support it. He looks up to see Daryl standing across the room with is muscular arms crossed. Jesus puts down the book with the paper on top of it, and lays the pen on the paper. He doesn't move from his spot though, he just looks up at Daryl with his eyebrows raised, waiting for him to say something.

"What I'd do now?" Jesus finally breaks the silence.

"What the hell is up with yer hair?" Daryl grunts like he usually does.

"Ah. Yeah I always see you staring. At first I thought it was because you were just stunned by my beauty, but then I realized that you just glare at my hair every chance you get." Jesus talks in a semi-sarcastic tone.

"So, ya gon' tell me what's up with it?" Daryl stares at the man, almost as if he's staring into his soul.

"I just take care of it. Eat healthy, wash it every other or every two days, you definitely shouldn't wash it everyday because that just damages it. I mean, its not like I have a secret L'Oreal shampoo stash." Jesus chuckles at the end of his sentence.

Daryl grunts in response and leaves the trailer. Jesus smiles and shake his head then goes back to what he was doing before Daryl interrupted him.