I cant stop laughing looking at Blaine's video of twerking from Tina's phone. This is so funny and I cant help it. And the funnier is Blaine didnt realize that someone was looking at that until Tina called his name.
"Blaine, this is nothing to be embarrassed about." Mr. Schue chuckles.
"Yes, it is!" Tina laughs out loud.
"That's a twerk fail, Gawker nightmare." Blaine rolls his eyes.
"No, this is a revelation. If this is turning into what I think it's turning into I just wanna say that it's physically impossible for me to twerk." Artie says to us.
"I beg to differ." Kitty smirks at Artie.
"Oh no someone is going to twerk in front of someone's face." I laugh.
"Look how you're all riveted by that video.
That's the kind of reaction we need from the judges if we're gonna one-up Throat Explosion at nationals. We need to edge up our America's sweetheart image a bit- show the judges that we're not afraid to rebel." Mr. Schue says to us."Mr. Schue, what if some of us don't know how to twerk?" Marley asks nervously.
"Have no fear, your twerktorial is here." Mr. Schue grins at us.
"Twerk it, girl." Kitty laughs and start twerking.
"If you can dance like Blaine did in that video. We are gonna need a bigger trophy case." Mr. Schue chuckles.
I stand up from my seat and twerking. I'm good at this and I know exactly how to bounce my booty. "Shake it off! Shake it off." I chuckle.
"Watch this, Marley!" Artie points at Kitty.
We keep try to twerking and laugh out loud. I guess it will be my favorite glee club assignment so far. Even better than Katy or Gaga. Or Film.
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Now we are continue to have twerking rehearsal in auditorium. Kitty, Jake, and I become the tutor for them since we know well how to twerk our booty.
"Okay, listen up. Twerking did start in Atlanta in the club scene, but it is global now. And whether you call it the booty pop or "P" pop or the sissy bounce all that you need to do it is a working booty and the right attitude and education, so we'll start with the basics." Jake says to them.
"And mostly I dont call it as twerking but I call it as booty bounce because it moves up and down so much different with you shake your booty." I said to them.
"Alright, Kitty?" Jake points at Kitty.
"All right, you basic bitches. Feet shoulder-width apart. Bend your knees. Turn them out, hands on hips. Thumbs on the butt. And pop it, pop it, pop it, pop it." Kitty says to them and shows them.
"So you just keep it going like this." I said to them and show them how to twerk.
"This is so weird!" Marley frowns.
"Unique, come on! You are a natural!" Mr. Schue says to Unique.
"I been twerkin' in my bedroom since I was six to Miss Beyoncé." Unique grins at us.
I turn around and look at them trying to shake their butts and twerking. "Babe, you need to lose some weight I guess. Starting this week, I will add our exercise time for jogging to be 2 hours. And for the cardio to be 1 hour and then we can have pilates or yoga." I grin at Ryder.
"What? You kill my time to play video games." Ryder shakes his head.
"Pop up your butt not shake your head." I simply said to him.
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