Will I Ever Get My Happy Ending?{On Hold}

~Chapter eleven~

--Asher's POV--

I chuckled to myself when I heard her shriek. My ass will be so busted when I see her tomorrow in school! Eh, let's see what that little minx will do. My new hobby is to annoy the hell outta her now that we're neighbors.

See, we lived a few blocks away from her house but the drainage system was messed up so we shifted to this house. This way it'll be more easier for me to keep an eye on her and well, I can easily annoy her whenever I want now that our rooms face each other's.

Her sisters were cute little girls but man do they exhaust a person! One was climbing on my back as if I was some mountain and the other was hugging my leg like a monkey! I have no siblings so I totally suck with little kids.

My mother was working late so I was home alone. What can I do at the moment? Annoy my neighbor? Nah! Call a help buddy, if you know what I mean? Uh no. Yeah, how about a nice game of Grand Theft Auto. I changed into some grey sweats and a white wife beater and went to the kitchen to get some Kool aid.

I settled on the couch and started to play the game. About half an hour later, the door opened and I heard the clicking of heels on the wooden floor; the fashionista is home. Great!

Remember how I left home the other day? When hot stuff and I were eating on the bench and Fred came along, ring any bells? Well yeah, they forcefully brought me back home; which I wasn't happy about. Jenna talked sense into me, saying where would I go and all that crap. I was like 'Fuck it' and stayed home with them.

"Hey Asher." I gave her a curt nod and switched off the TV before going up to my room. I wasn't that golden child where I would sit and gossip with the parents about school and all, it's not my style. I stayed in my room pretty much for the whole day, not bothering to go down and have a cup of tea with the people that I live with.

It's not like I had any choice either. Until I'm not eighteen my ass had to stay with them. Just one more year and I can get rid of them.

I was listening to some music on my iPod when my phone rang. Trevor's name was flashing and I groaned mentally. Can't a guy have some peace? No, everybody had to call me whenever I'm relaxing.

I picked up on the third ring and was instantly greeted with blasting music. What the hell? Don't get me wrong, I'm a total party and booze guy but only when I'm in the mood, not every other day!

"Sup man?" I swear the loud music was blasting my eardrum! Usually when I go to a party, I'll enjoy the loud music and drunk girls because I would be drunk out of my mind. Right now, I'm sober and I'll turn deaf any minute now.

"Asher my man! Come out of that hell hole you call home and join this kick-ass party dude!" Yep! He was drunk out of his mind.

"Nah dude, not in the mood." I heard some whiny girl calling his name but he shooed her off. God! Drunk girls are a huge pain! Wait! Don't throw the stilettos at me ladies, I meant to say some  girls. They cling and whine like a five year old and I hate that! Total turn off.

"Dude you serious right now?! What the hell happened to the party freak? Whatever man, see ya tomorrow."

The line went dead before I could talk back. Shrugging my shoulders, I threw the phone on the bed and opened my laptop. Our English professor had given us an assignment and I was having trouble with it. No need to gawk at me people, I do study and I do have a brain, which I use wisely...when I want to that is.

Now back to the assignment. Why did he even give such a topic to write on? Do I look like a guy who knows anything about love? Hell no!

I groaned to myself and stared at the ceiling which was more interesting than this stupid assignment I have to do. I need help but I'm too  damn lazy to actually use my mind right now. My brain also needs it's 'cleverness' sleep sometimes. If only someone would help me with this thing...

Hold up! Back up a little, there is someone who will be able to help me. Grinning like a Cheshire cat, I picked up my phone and dialed her number. In case you're wondering how the hell I got her number, then it's for me to know and for you to never find out.

She picked up on the second ring, "Hello?"

I couldn't help but smirk like a weirdo when I heard her voice. There's something about her that makes me want to annoy her and make her life miserable. In an annoying way, not bad way.

"Whoever you are better answer me or else I'm hanging up!"

I had the urge to laugh at her strong and intimidating voice. She sounded like a dying mouse actually.

"I do NOT sound like a dying mouse!! Deflated hippo!" Oops, I think I said that out loud. That was all it took me to double over in laughter. This girl amazes me every time! Man, what a chick. So refreshing and unique. A total keeper and definitely mine. Yeah, you heard me....mine! And no, I'm not high or anything.

After coming back to my senses from all that laughter, the line went silent for a minute. Did she hang up on me? Why that little!

"I'll know that laughter even if I was an alien from Mars." I chuckled softly and plopped my laptop beside me and rested my head against the headboard.

"Well hello to you too, hot stuff." I can practically imagine a scowl adorning her soft features and her eyebrows furrowed in annoyance.

I heard her heave out a tired sigh, "What do you want douche the third?"

"Aww, are you tired babe? I've been told that my hands are magical. I can give you a full body massage absolutely free of cost. Appealing offer aye?"

She scoffed at the other end and mumbled something under her breath. Why she mumbles so much is beyond me. I mean, you wanna say something just blurt it out!

"Pftt, magical you say? My dead dog had soft paws than your humongous rough hands dude."

"Why the hell do you always compare me with an animal? Isn't that rude?"

"Ohh you're not an animal? I thought you were. Sorry maybe I was blinded by your-"

Her voice was muffled and I was unable to hear what she was saying. She was blinded by my what? 

"Blinded by what hmm? Charm? Beauty or-"

"Actually, I was blinded by your humongous ego!" I rolled my eyes and slapped my forehead knowing that she won't be able to see me.

"Yeah whatever. I need your help with my assignment. You're coming over around 7 ish and helping me with it. I'll be waiting hot stuff and don't you dare try to ditch me, 'cause remember we're neighbors."

Without hearing her reply, I hung up and laid down on the bed with a satisfied smirk on my face. Let that little minx come over here for once, she'll regret coming over. Grinning evilly at all the things I'll do to her because Jenna and Fred will be outside till late night and we'll be alone.

Ohh my poor hot stuff! Coming to the devil's open arms. Such innocence. Taking my wife beater off and placing my laptop on the table, I got under the covers and decided to take a nap before I start my torture on her.

Katherine Monroe, be prepared to become MINE!

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A/N: Hey! Long time no read! Well I got an update for y'all to read :) Okay so I wanted to make a few things clear. 1) Katherine is not poor or something, she actually has money since her mom is doing three jobs and has money saved in her bank account. (2) Asher is not filthy rich like a millionaire or something. His house had some drainage problem so they found a nice looking house right beside Katherine (cliché right :P) Well hope that cleared some things out. Hope you like the chappie c: Vote and comment <3

~Zee