I still hate you (Tom x Tord. eddsworld)

Chapter 1

Update: I plan to update all the chapters after this "book" is finished. So sorry if the first few chapters are stupid. They're just old, that's all.
fun fact: I created this book on 1st of April 2016
not that you needed to know that, but I just said it because I wanted to.

It's been 2 years since Edd, Matt, and Tom have seen Tord. The last time they seen him was when their house blew up from him and his giant robot. But life is good, new house, no Tord, no EDDWARDO(?), and no- "AHHH! TOM! THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE FRIDGE!" -troubles. That was Matt. Running out of the kitchen. He wears a purple hoodie with a green over coat he has orange hair. no one loves him as much as himself that's for sure. He also has the intelligence of a kitchen shelf. "I doubt there's a monster in the fridge, Matt." This is Tom sitting on the couch watching TV in the living room. brown spiky hair, No eyes or maybe they're just pure black and, wears a blue hoodie. He could be kinda rude, but maybe it's the smarts or maybe it's the tude.
"What's going on guys?" and that's Edd, walking in the room. I guess you could say he's the leader. he wears a green hoodie, brown hair, and loves cola. he's also always trying to make a pun.
"EDD! THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE FRIDGE!" Matt ran over to Edd in fear. Edd looked a bit confused. "A monster?" Edd asked. "Matt, there's no monster..." Tom said getting up and walking to the kitchen. "Tom! Be careful! Don't try to take a cola out of the fridge! It gets angry when you try to take a cola!" Matt yelled. Then Edd said, "What? THEY'RE TAKING ALL OF THE COLAS?!" Edd started walking to the kitchen in anger. Tom was in front of the fridge. "I don't see any monster-y things yet." He said while Edd walked up behind him. "Let's open the fridge." Edd said grabbing the fridge's handle and opening it. Matt yelled, "AHHH! THERE IT IS!" "Where?" Tom said looking around in the fridge. "OUT THE WINDOW!" Edd and Tom looked at each other. "The window?" They both said looking at Matt. "YES! hurry! it's running away!" Matt said pointing at the kitchen window. Tom went to the window, nothing was there. he opened it and looked around. everything seemed normal. just a normal yard outside. "Oh wait. here it is!" Matt said holding up a burrito. "How is that a monster?" Edd said looking at it. "It's the burrito monster!" Matt said taking a bite out of it. "You were afraid...of a burrito?" Tom said closing the window and walking over to Matt. "It's a monster! I saved a village once from one!" Matt said proudly. "When and where?" Edd asked in disbelief. "Back at the old house, remember when we were playing hide and seek?" Matt said. "you mean the time we found you with frost bite in the fridge?" Tom said. "Yeah! there was a little village there!" "oh wow!" Tom said sarcastically while walking back to the living room.
"welp, all of that made me thirsty, I'm going to get a cola." Edd said walking towards the fridge. he opened it to see no colas. "WHO STOLE ALL THE COLAS?!" Edd yelled. "You did." Tom said from the other room. Edd walked to Tom and said, "You're buying more." "Why? you drank them all!" "because I am lazy." Edd said sitting on the couch. Tom sighed and said, "Fine." He got up, walked to the door, opened it, and left the house.

He started walking towards the closest store which was only 3 blocks away. when Tom was about to cross the road, he seen something ahead of him that looked a lot like, "Tord?" Tom said to himself. Tom could only see the back of what looked like Tord. The orange horn like hair was the same as Tord's. The way he walked looked the same as Tord's. The red hoodie looked like Tord's, but it was a bit ripped up. "What is he doing here?" Tom said to himself again. he began to cross the road to get a better look at Tord. To see if it really was him. Tom stayed a far from Tord. Far enough so Tord wouldn't notice he's there, and close enough for Tom to keep an 'eye' on him. Then, Tord walked into the store Tom was going to. Tom walked in but when he got in, Tord was gone. He thought the Tord he saw was just his imagination. So, Tom got some colas and walked home without a sign of Tord.

Tom got back home and Edd said from the living room, "What took you so long?" "I just...- The store was busy that day." Tom said lying. Edd didn't seem to notice his lie. "Can you hand me one of the colas?" Edd said. Tom gave one of the colas to him. "Thanks." "What ya Watching?" Tom asked sitting down and looking at the screen. "Nothing. just going through channels." Edd pressed a button on the remote and the channel switched. "Are you bored?" The TV said. It was a ad. "yes, and I have already seen you 100 times already." Edd said back to it changing the channel again. Then, the doorbell rang. Edd got up and opened the door. "Uh...okay then." Edd closed the door. "Was anybody there?" Tom asked not looking at the door, still at the screen. "No, I think we just got ding dong ditched." Edd said walking towards a different door. "I'm going to bed. Goodnight Tom." Edd said opening the door to his bedroom. "Goodnight." Tom said while Edd shut his door.

Tom looked at the clock. 11:08 pm. Did I really take that long? Tom thought to himself. He did leave at 10 or 9. Tom grabbed the remote and changed the channel. Nothing interesting. He kept going this till he went through all the channels. He sighed and laid back on the couch. He looked at the clock. 12:30 am. I should really get to bed... He thought to himself. He turned off the TV and started walking to his bedroom. Then, he heard a knock on the door. "Who could it be at this time of night?" He sighed to himself and walked back to the door. He opened it and seen no one. "Seriously?" He said to himself. Then, he heard something moving, he decided to investigate. He walked out in to the lawn. "Hello?" He said to a bush. thinking maybe that's where the moving was coming from. no response. Well no shoot sherlock. Bushes can't talk. Then he heard something behind him, "Classic stupid Tom." That sounded a lot like... He spun around and seen Tord. But, half of his face was burnt up and he had an robotic arm. "Tord?" "Hello old friend! Miss me?" He said with a smile. Tom frowned. "I'm not your friend. remember?" He crossed his arms. "But, I didn't do anything to hurt you." Tord said. "You blew up our house, Almost killed me, Edd, and Matt...so... yes, you did hurt me and them... and no, I didn't miss you." Tom said. "But other than that..? What did I do?" Tord said trying to get Tom's trust back. "Don't get me started. Anyways, goodbye Tord. I'll be seeing you...never again." Tom said walking back to the door. Tord grabbed the back of Tom's hoodie with his robotic arm. Tom tried to continue walking but couldn't move forward. "Okay, fine. What do you want Tord? There couldn't possibly be another giant robot in this house too." Tom said crossing his arms again. "Actually, I was wondering if you could accept my apologie. I wanted to say sorry to Edd and Matt too. So...uh...can you forgive me..?" Tom looked at Tord. "Are you trying to win my trust? Because if you are, it isn't working." Tord sighed. "I should have known you wouldn't trust me. After what I did. Blowing up your house, being so rude! Oh, I was so terrible!" Tord said faking it. He sighed and said, "That didn't work did it?" "Not even close to working." "Listen, I kinda got fired from my job-" Tord got cut off. "How do you get fired?" Tom asked in disbelief. "Ah, long story..." Tord said rubbing the back of his head. "After I got fired, I had to place to stay. So, when I was at the store and saw you there. I thought maybe I could ask you if I could...stay with you for awhile. So, I followed you home-" "What? You followed me home?" Tom said giving Tord a weird look. "Um...yes. But, not in a weird way..." Tom stared at Tord. "Maybe in a weird way..." Tord said looking at the ground. "Anyways, to make sure it was your house, I rang the doorbell. I hid in a bush and saw Edd come out. So, I thought if Edd is there, everyone else is there too." Tord looked back at Tom. "So...you pretty much just stayed out here for at least an hour waiting for someone to come out?" Tord laughed nervously. "Heh...no...yes." Tord said. Tom facepalmed and sighed. "Okay, can you let go of me now?" "Oh yes. Sure." Tord let go of Tom. "...Okay, here's the deal, you stay for one day and you leave. Got it?" Tom said looking at Tord. "Got it. no more than a day." "Let's go inside now..." Tom said walking to the door while Tord was following behind him. Tom opened the door and said, "you can sleep here." He pointed at the couch in the living room. "Oh, okay. that's fine." Tord walked over to it and sat down. "I'm going to bed. See you in the morning I guess..." Tom said walking into his room and going to sleep.