Project Fat Suit

Twenty-Two: Barney and Friends

Chapter 22: The End

“I love you, Alex,” I confessed, looking into his beautiful blue eyes.

“I love you too. ‘Specially after I found out that you weren’t actually fat and had a smoking body.”

I laughed at his charm. Ah, I love this guy, especially after he drenched me with the punch. Man, something just hit me that day. And every day after that day, my hormones drove me crazy. Alex was always on my mind—the way he laughed obnoxiously with his friends, the way he smirked when he called me a loser.

“I’m so glad I left Trent and Liam, both of which I was dating at the same time, for you.” I hugged Alex passionately.

“Yeah, they were both losers. Glad we left them in the freezer.”

OMG! The way he says “loser”. So hawt.

“You’re so much better,” I cooed.

“Fuck yeah,” he agreed as he beat his chest. Something he learned on Jersey Shore.

“And I can’t believe that bitch Holly tried to get me to listen to her and not date you.”

“Yup.” I could tell he really wasn’t paying attention. He was flexing him muscles.

“But, we took care of her, now didn’t we?” I said maliciously, recalling shipping her off to Cuba while she was sleeping. “She’s going to have fun getting back.”

“Serena, I have something to tell you,” Alex said seriously.

“What is it, babe?”

“I’m pregnant.”

“WHAT?!”

“No, not really. I can’t believe you bought that, stupid. I’m the vampire prince.”

“OHHHHMMMMYYYGAAAAWD!” I exclaimed and backed away from him.

“Yup. All I really wanted was your blood,” he said nonchalantly, taking my wrist and yanked me to his chest. “O negative, right? Yum, I love me some rare.”

He plunged his fangs into my neck and I let out a scream of pain. OMG this is so hawt. I feel so turned on right now.

“Good night forever.”

And then I died.

THE END OF PROJECT FAT SUIT

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Yeah, this was my April Fool's Joke to you guys, but I'll move it here now.

Proceeding to the real chapter:

Comment of the Chapter:

 Uranus and Serena= Urena (Urine)
Thanks to iamtheunknown for the official (in my book) couple name for Uranus and Rena. Liam
and Rena can be Team Riam.

Chapter 22: Barney and Friends

“Rena!” Maria greeted me as she pulled me out of the crowd, towing Uranus as well.

I let go of Uranus’ wrist once we were out of the crowd and begged him silently to not say anything.

“Holy crap. Where the hell did your belly go?” Maria asked bluntly as she rubbed my belly without shame. “Does Jenny Craig actually work?” she asked me in wonder.

I couldn’t help but gawk at her, still unable to bear her presence.

“Hey guys!” she called the rest of the group over and I panicked. What was I supposed to tell them? I was gone for almost two years now. The last thing I said to them was that I was sick and couldn’t hang out with them. “Look who’s here!”