seventh grade

beach

I went to the beach today

I had been bathing suit shopping the previous day

I got black bottoms and a pink and black top

The top had one strap that held the thing up around my chest

I got in the ocean bc my little sis told me to

The strap untied, and I had to tie the darn thing up reel fast, or I would be traumatized forever

Thankfully my sister took the pressure off of me by crouching down in the water, but when she stood up, her bathing suit bottoms were around her ankles.

I fell into the ocean laughing so hard and my hat fell off and got soaked.

After that escapade, my family decided to stay out of the water

We played frisbee

My dad threw the frisbee, and the wind blew it into some bald guy's head.

It hit the dude so hard it made a sound

I fell down from laughing so hard while my dad ran over to apologize.

So, the beach also thinks my life is something to be fluffed with, hmmmmm how long B4 something else terrible happens?