so I was at camp for the past few weeks
im not comfy pooping at camp
I like pooping at my own house
so I didn't poop
for like a week and a half
by Wednesday of the second week, I couldn't hold it anymore
so, I pooped
and it flushed
but apparently, poops aren't supposed to stink
news flash, i poop like a man
and it made the whole upstairs smell
people fled from dorms adjacent to mine
they rushed to the sweet haeven of fresh air in the commons area
but the smell came with them
people brought candles to my room, and lit them
the boys downstairs told me that my poop was impressive, but ik will never hear the end of it.
no one stopped talking about my poop for the rest of the day
it got old
lesson here is, if you poop like a man, poop more often.
the end
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seventh grade
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