So I went on a trip with my orchestra buddies
That list includes hayleigh, Kiersten, Chris, Aaron, Ujwala, ontyonna, jaelyn, jaylin, and Amelia.
There were other there like Gracie and Andrew (the 8th graders) and a few cute doodes
We all were on a charter bus and we went to some school in Myrtle Beach to preform our songs.
I was in a quartet with Jalene Kiersten and Hayleigh
We had shirts made for our group that were purple with our monogram on the front and a quote on the back.
We preformed and got an excellent, which is a four out of five.
Then our whole group went to medival times and watched a show.
When we got there we all got cardboard hats and smol banners with a color on it.
Ours were red, and we were cheering for the red knight.
The red knight won
I got him to sign my banner thingies
And the princess
And the king
But then, Chris took his banner thingie and flicked my crown off
So I did it to Andrew
And he did it to hayleigh
And then Aaron ripped his trying to shovev it down his head.
And then mine fell off, an I was sad until I had Chris overdramatically place it on my head like I was a princess, which I am, but any way everyone awwed and I bowed
Then we got on the bus, and Jalene wanted me to say hi to Snapchat.
Well, I did, but she had her flash on, and it was dark, so I looked high and drunk and wasted as I squinted and wobbled aroud with a stupid grin on my face in front of her camera.
Like 8 people commented how they loved me, and I felt special, until Ramini called me to see if I was ok because she saw the snap
Hayleigh answered and then Ramini was mad, and I hung up.
Wanna know why?
SOMEONE FARTED AND IT SMELLED LIKE HELL'S TOILET.
Then the dude sitting beside the guy that did it, he started making comments:
"Anyone have some Lysol?"
"I'ma be a girl when I get off this bus, because I will care so much about how things smell"
"DOOD U STINK LIKE MY MOM"
"BRUHH my nose died"
"U KNO when u r on a school trip when someone farts reely bad"
And then, oh yes, but then, guess what?
Do u reely wanna kno?
I don't think u do
Well,
If ur sure
Here goes:
I ACTUALLY DID MU LITTLE HICCUP LAUGH, AND LIKE THE WHOLE BUS GOT QUIET AND THEN MY PARENTS, THEY ARE BOTH ORCHESTRA TEACHERS, LOOKED AT ME AND LAUGHED, AND THEN THE REST OF THE BUS LAUGHED AND I HIT SO EMBARRASSED.
but wheni get embarrassed, what happens?
I laugh reely fast
So then everyone laughed again
And Chris texted me to tell me how hilarious it was. But then it just got awkward...
And then I turned around and we had a stare battle, and it was cual.
BUT THEN...
Hayleigh opened my phone and read our texts.
I wasn't reely paying attention during the medival times thingie, and I was texting Chris.
We were talking about how annoying hayleigh was.
So when she read it, she got mad.
And the she asked me if that was reely how i felt.
I told her lol no, and she calmed down.
But tbh she is sassy ( not as much as me) and reely bossy.
NO ONE CAN TELL HER, IF U DO I WILL HAUNT U AFTER I DIE.
YOU ARE READING
seventh grade
Humorevery time something stupid or bad happens, it goes here eventually u will see how hilarious me life is