seventh grade

spanish

My Spanish teacher is weird

He can't work a computer:
*Annoying security pop-up*

"WHAT IS THIS"

*Class tells him to click the red x

*Teacher clicks the security symbol, which happens to be a red sheild with an x in the middle

* Triggers ten more popups

" THAT DIDN'T HELP"

*Class tells him to click the one at the top

This dude frickin clicks the x to exit the entire server

Needless to say the class died again

Also, he has no humor:

Person chews gum

Teacher: will someone turn to the rule on gum chewing

students: *do nothing

Teacher: OK CECILIA why don't u read it

Me Spanish name is Cecilia

Me: turns to page and says the rule

TEACH3R THEN SaYS : we have rules so we don't eat our cats

If that wasn't odd enough, he took the tissue box,said it was a cat, and bit the FRICKIN box

Also, the teacher has no grip on sanity:

Teacher asks what door is in Spanish

I mumbled window in spanish

The teacher heard me, and to prove a point, he opened the window And climbed onto the window will to prove that windows weren't door

The thing is, he almost fell into the bushes

Sadly he came back in.

You were expecting me to say frickin or died laughing, right?
Well guess what

WE FRICKIN DIED L@UGHING