just so yall know, suicide is not something to play around with. especially if you pretend that you did it and you actually didnt.
soo last night beep beep texted me. she told me shhe was pregnant. i didnt belive her, but went along with her shenanigans. a few minutes later, she confessed that she wasnt pregnant. i was like WOW REELY I DIDNT KNOW. then she told me it was my turn to prank her.
i dont do pranks. they are stoopid and normally someone gets hurt, be it their feels or body.
but then, i get a text that says beep beep died. i take this seriously bc u nevur kno. so i post about it on snap.
what i didnt know was that someone was on beep beeps account and pretended to be me and say that beep beep died.
but whoever was on beep beeps account did two things wrong.
- my name was spelled wrong
-they used apple emojis, i dont have an apple phone.
then beep beep sent me a message to send matthew a pic of me with a spoon on my head. ik something was up, bc u dont just ask for a pic of someone w/ a spoon on their head. so i questioned the person, and they said just log onto my account and send him the pic. so i asked why, and the person said just do it or we are breaaking up.
beep beep and i were the only people "together" so ik it was her texting me, and that she wast dead. but i played along. i sent matthew the spoon picture.
but when i sent it, i had said haii its ridge, but beep beep had been pretendidng to be me on her accounnt so matthew knew something waz up bc u dont just say hey in the middle of the conversation.
beep beep got a lot of people mad at her. my friends told her off loads. i got to watch, and i got so many hugs it was great.
but im mad at beep beep.
beep beep needs to not pretend to be depressed and talk about suicide. beep beep is a half decent person at times, but tbh i hate her arse rn. i gave everyone the silent treatment today and loads of people asked what was wrong, so now im telling the WHOLE story.
MORAL IS------ DONT JOKE WITH SUICIDE BC IT WILL NIP YOUR SORRY ARSE IN THE END

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Humorevery time something stupid or bad happens, it goes here eventually u will see how hilarious me life is