NT Moments - Zombie Apocalypse

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NT Moments - How types would die in a zombie apocalypse

INTP: My ENTJ female friend was showing me a video of her lifting 80kg weight off the floor.

mr-entj: That's fucking awesome!

INTP: And I always tell The ENTJ that if there's a zombie apocalypse and he collapses, I'd leave him.

mr-entj: ...

mr-entj: RIP ENTJ.

mr-entj: In a zombie apocalypse all the introverts would survive because they're already barricaded at home. All of us extraverts would die.

INTP: We'd just die from starvation haha. Still better than being eaten by zombies.

mr-entj: That's true. I'd rather die playing Overwatch than a zombie horde. Except for the ISxJs because they're always prepared for anything.

INTP: My fridge has nothing in it except a carton of almond milk and an icecream.

mr-entj: It's okay, INTP bodies have adapted over generations to survive on nothing but air and thoughts of robots.

INTP: OMG...I'd die from no wifi!!

mr-entj: LOL

mr-entj: I love your priorities. Zombie apocalypse, government dissolves, civilization retreats-- where is the wifi?

mr-entj: True INTP.

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