MBTI as drugs

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MBTI as drugs

Intj: Qualudes, to feed that demented Ni of theirs.

Entj: Cocaine, because with cocaine you can accomplish anything.

Intp: Heroin, why do you think they never leave their house?

Entp: Crack, they must get all those ideas from somewhere.

Infj: Magic mushrooms, "I lied in a field of grass and god rained gifts of love and forgiveness on to my being. Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you." Cult leaders man.

Enfj: Marijuana, they love everyone.

Infp: lsd, because of that unrealistic other worldly imagination of yours.

Enfp: Meth, crazy, and unpredictable.

Isfj: Pot Brownies/cookies, grandmas secret ingredient.

Esfj: Assorted prescription drugs, I'm talking to all you pill popping soccer Mom's out there.

Istj: NyQuil, they'll put you to sleep that's for sure.

Estj: Dayquil, no sick days yet.

Esfp: Molly, the ultimate party drug.

Istp: Pcp, because when you're on pcp you feel no pain. Break your femur during parkour? Whatever no problem.

Estp: Rufees... You dirty pickup artists.

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