NT Friends
ENTJ:
Crazy schedule, still manages to hang around with friends.Insanely driven. Vital necessity of being The Best™.Doesn't have time for bullshit, ever.Generally sweet, scary when mad (emphasize 'scary').Highly motivated and ambitious.No drama, thank you.Flawless facial control (low-key scary as well).INTP's recklessness makes her have a mini heart attack every now and again.Manners matter.Has been super busy lately.And by 'lately' we mean since always until forever.
Common phrases include:
– "You might find this of some help".
– "This is so interesting".
– "Yes, I've read about it".
– "Sorry, I already have plans".
– "I'd actually prefer to do it myself".
– "Really, just let /me/ do it :)".
ENTP:
Sharp tongue.Comeback generator.Laid back attractiveness and incredible charisma.Bulldozer mode when mad.Put-together and confident.Has a fame for being flirty.Hasn't had that many partners at all."wrecking ball" (- mother mother) is his life theme song.Is actually quite delicate.Almost all his facial expressions are masks.Hiding his real emotions seems to have become a life purpose.His deep interests surprise most people."Is very intelligent, but way too lazy at school" squad with INTP.Is seen as a bad influence.Actually has a pretty solid moral code.Fashion style score: BADASS. (the aesthetics are real).
Common phrases include:
– "Think about it this way".
– "Why, am I bothering you?" + smirk.
– "Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to your bullshit".
– "Why does everyone believe I'm lying?"
INTJ
Works silently because success speaks for itself.
The library is his natural habitat.
Very specific fields of interest.
Seems very polite, and he is.(Doesn't actually believe in politeness itself, has only learned to follow formalities in order to make his life easier). Efficient™.Crisis over personal traits of which the analysis were thought to be concluded.
Really brain, why this again. Why.
Has learned to master several skills that he doesn't even enjoy.
Common phrases include:
– "No". (Default reply to INTP's proposes).
– "That is /such/ a bad idea".
– "Actually..." (*insert unasked correction*).
– "I'm still considering it".
– "What do you mean it's not polite to tell them how wrong they are?"
– "Of course I cannot change my schedule" (to ENTP).
INTP
Has strong opinions on matters that she has given a lot of thought (and we mean a lot).
Gets overwhelmed by being the center of attention.
Became an Ancient Rome expert overnight.
Comfy discrete clothes.
Deadlines are a very flexible concept.
Actually, every concept should be prone to constant revision.
Study time is the perfect time for introspection and/or new ideas development.
Either absolutely hyped or completely indolent.
Common phrases include:
– "My nights are a mix of insomnia and belated lunch".
– "What if we..." (Proposes crazily awesome plan to INTJ).
– "There are pubs in which you can hear a much more refined language than in the Congress".
– "Because apathy is the foundation of my being" (as a response to ENTJ asking her why she doesn't just /do/ the stuff).
Shared traits
Difficulty to compute feelings (we know, we know, 'such a cliché'. Still true).Allergies: stupidity, ignorance, illogical social rules."WHY do people refuse to THINK".Rich lexicon (xNTJs' default mode, xNTPs' show it when the situation is worth it).Best debates between them, NFs are sometimes invited.Would always choose knowledge over ignorance, even if it implies unhappiness."What do you mean it was offensive? It's the truth!" (As a response to ENFJ).
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