English is Weird

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English is Weird

INFJ: Why do you park in a driveway, but drive in a parkway?

INTJ: Why do noses run and feet smell?

INFP: Why if you buy a bigger bed do you have more bedroom, but less?

ESFJ: What?

INFP: You know, because there will be more space - ah, forget it.

ESFJ: Oh, no I understand now, nevermind. English is so weird.

*All nod in agreement*

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