INTJ and ENTP
INTJ: *looking at map*
ENTP: Didn't you say you memorized the route already?
INTJ: I did.
ENTP: Then why...HEY INTJ LOOK
INTJ: *looks up from map* What?
ENTP: It's an ice cream shop! Let's go get some ice cream and then meet our friend!
INTJ: No time.
ENTP: We have like 3 hours to walk like 2 blocks. I'm sure we have time.
INTJ: ...
ENTP: Besides ice cream releases endorphins, it'll make you happy. :D
INTJ: So does exercise.
ENTP: Aw come on INTJ.
INTJ: No. Stop talking.
ENTP: Fine.
ENTP: Hey do you notice how it's so warm outside?
INTJ: *rolls eyes*
ENTP: Do you think it's because of global warming?
INTJ: It's probably because it's summer.
ENTP: True. What do you think of global warming though? Do you think we're causing it, or it's just a phase in the Earth?
INTJ: I think it's just a phase in the earth, but we're causing it to speed up. Besides it doesn't matter what it is, we still need to do our part to stop global warming.
ENTP: Yeah :D I remember I had this one teacher who kept saying that it wasn't our fault and that all these environmental scientists need to shut up.
INTJ: That's so dumb. What an incompetent teacher, I feel bad for you.
ENTP: It's funny cuz she claims she's a geologist.
INTJ: Wow. That's almost like you being a therapist.
ENTP: Heyyy, what's that supposed to mean??
INTJ: It means that you'd probably start talking about ice cream when a depressed girl is sharing her concerns with you.
ENTP: That's insulting. I'm sure I'd be a great therapist.
INTJ: *scoffs*
INTJ: Look we're here!
INTJ: Now go annoy our friend. Shoo.
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