INTJ and ENTP

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INTJ and ENTP

INTJ: *looking at map*

ENTP: Didn't you say you memorized the route already?

INTJ: I did.

ENTP: Then why...HEY INTJ LOOK

INTJ: *looks up from map* What?

ENTP: It's an ice cream shop! Let's go get some ice cream and then meet our friend!

INTJ: No time.

ENTP: We have like 3 hours to walk like 2 blocks. I'm sure we have time.

INTJ: ...

ENTP: Besides ice cream releases endorphins, it'll make you happy. :D

INTJ: So does exercise.

ENTP: Aw come on INTJ.

INTJ: No. Stop talking.

ENTP: Fine.

ENTP: Hey do you notice how it's so warm outside?

INTJ: *rolls eyes*

ENTP: Do you think it's because of global warming?

INTJ: It's probably because it's summer.

ENTP: True. What do you think of global warming though? Do you think we're causing it, or it's just a phase in the Earth?

INTJ: I think it's just a phase in the earth, but we're causing it to speed up. Besides it doesn't matter what it is, we still need to do our part to stop global warming.

ENTP: Yeah :D I remember I had this one teacher who kept saying that it wasn't our fault and that all these environmental scientists need to shut up.

INTJ: That's so dumb. What an incompetent teacher, I feel bad for you.

ENTP: It's funny cuz she claims she's a geologist.

INTJ: Wow. That's almost like you being a therapist.

ENTP: Heyyy, what's that supposed to mean??

INTJ: It means that you'd probably start talking about ice cream when a depressed girl is sharing her concerns with you.

ENTP: That's insulting. I'm sure I'd be a great therapist.

INTJ: *scoffs*

INTJ: Look we're here!

INTJ: Now go annoy our friend. Shoo.

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