Road Trip (super long post)
INTJ: *silently drives, paying no attention to anything*
ENFP: *DJ of the car*
ESFJ: Hey everyone. I brought us all homemade cookies my mother made!
ESFP: OOH COOKIES!
ENTJ: Hand me one, will you?
ESTJ: But my diet...
Everyone: *rolls eyes*
INFJ: Here, ESFJ, pass me a cookie.
INFJ: Pass me another cookie.
ESFJ: Didn't you just get one?
INFJ: I gave one to INTP, INTP was too shy to ask.
INTP: -_-
ISFJ: *softly* I brought cupcakes.
ISFP: Here pass me one.
ISTJ: Me too. I don't really like all the noise they're making for those cookies.
ENFJ: HEY GUYS ISFJ BROUGHT CUPCAKES.
ENFP: CUPCAKES *accidentally increases volume*
ESTJ: Shut. It. Down.
INTJ: *still driving*
ISTJ: Shut it down ENFP.
ENFP: *panics* *doing weird things* *can't shut it down*
ENFP: ahhh
INTJ: *reaches over and shuts it off*
ENFP: Oh, so you use the off button.
ISTP: *facepalms*
INTP: What happened here, why was everyone freaking out?
ISTP: It's okay INTP, go back to your game.
INTP: Eh, I'm failing. I can't get this car to go the way I want it to.
ISTP: Let me help. *grabs computer and wins game*
INTP: How did you do that?
ISTP: Skills.
INFJ: Hey guys, anyone notice ENTP?
ESTJ: No wonder the car was relatively quiet.
INFP: Oh no, have we left ENTP back at home?
ISTJ: I doubt it.
ENTJ: I made sure that ENTP came.
ENFJ: Hold on, where's ESTP?
INFP: oh no
ESTJ: Stop freaking INFP. They're probably somewhere hiding, getting a laugh out of this.
ESFP: What if they're on top of the car?
ISFP: Hm, I wouldn't be surprised. I remember them asking me to draw a picture of them on top of the car.
INTJ: They're on top of the car.
ENTP: *on top of the car* I wonder how much they're freaking out. *high fives ESTP*
ESTP: It's a real rush up here, this is fun.
ENTP: Yeah, you should get down now now. Time to implement our next prank.
ESTP: *opens top hatch* *slides into car*
ESFJ: Yay you're here. So glad to finally see you.
INFJ: Where's ENTP?
ESTP: *fake cries* I couldn't save ENTP...
ISFJ: *gasps* What?
ESTP: He's...he's dead.
INTP: Lol, he fell off of the car, didn't he.
INFP: Awww *cries*
ENFJ: *comforts INFP*
ISTJ: I'm kinda glad ENTP is gone.
ESFJ: How could you ISTJ?
ENTJ: Well certainly this interferes with our plans.
INFJ: That's horrible. How are you all taking this so lightly.
ESFJ: Why is ESTP crying, he like...never does that.
ESTP: ENTP was my friend okay?
ESTP: We...we were prank partners.
INTJ: *shakes head* You guys are actually falling for that?
ENFJ: What?
ESTP: ...He...He means that you're falling out of despair for the fact that ENTP fe-
ENTP: *slides into the car* I hate you INTJ.
INTJ: Feeling is mutual.
Everyone: *angry*
INFJ: I WAS WORRIED ENTP. *smushes ISFJ's cupcake on ENTP's face*
ENTP: People were worried?
ENFJ: Of course we were!
ISTJ: Not really. I wasn't worried.
ENFJ: You're not helping.
ENTP: Why do you care?
ENTJ: You're right, we don't. *throws ENTP out of window*
ESTP: Hey no fair, I wanna do that! *jumps out of window*
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