ENTP gothic
-you decide to write a novel on forensic science. you don't sleep or eat or drink for four weeks straight. halfway through the novel you realize you've only written about murder. and gore. you abandon the novel.
-you find a stock photo that you could definitely make a meme out of. you start to add comic sans and send it to your friend but then what if it's not funny. you add more comic sans. so much comic sans. and tears. you delete the entire thing and decide to spend some time sobbing.
-you show your friend your half finished novel about forensic science. you secretly hope they love it. they look up from the book in horror. "appreciate me!" you scream, channeling your tertiary fe and bashing their head in. you have the next chapter of your book.
-you receive a brochure detailing your aptitude for careers after taking a survey. that one looks good. and that one. you would do very well in that one. you love that one, too. you could do all of them. you see the deadline for your choice and begin to panic. you rip the brochure up and throw it in the flames. then you decide to follow it in. you burn to death.
-you climb your way up from the underworld. you need to tell mom you're FINE and PLEASE stop praying that you won't be sent to hell because you were. but now you're back because this time the free gift card website is legit. janice saw it work from the underworld.
-the gift card website is not legit. janice LIED. you bang on hell's doors to get back down and give janice a piece of your extremely witty mind. but satan has locked you out. how dare he. "i am your advocate!" you yell. but then you realize you don't have a voice. because you are dead.
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RandomBasically all of the posts will be taken off of (mostly) Tumblr, or other social media applications, so therefore a majority of the posts will probably not be made up by me. -If I ever literally have one chapter that's a repeat, just say it. -Rated...
