[DROPPED] Ladybug And The Jerk (LadyNoir, Adrinette)

Chapter 1

And here you go chapter 1 even though no one asked for it.
May: I bet Marichat3 wants it!
Author-Chan: anyways... READ!

"My lady what's on your mind?" Chat asked when they had just finished with an akuma.

"Nothing just this jerk boy in my class broke my heart." Ladybug said while punching a hole in the brick wall that was next to them.

"I guess he must have done something really bad. Do you want to talk about it?" Chat asked with a look of horror and amazement at what his lady had just done.

"No I'm okay. Seriously I am." Ladybug said with sadness lacing her every word.

"Seriously you need to talk about it. I bet it will make you feel better." Chat said worry crossing his face.

"Okay but you can't say anything. Today I was in my class and I was talking with my crush and I admitted to him that I liked him." Ladybug answered.

"And? What did he do?"

"This mean girl came up to him and just started making out with him exactly right in front of me! Aaaarrgggghhhhhhh! And the worst part is that he didn't back out. So this moron in front of me is making out with my worst enemy, my best friend is no where to be found and the only person there to comfort me is her boyfriend and this went on until they were separated by the rest of my disgusted class." Ladybug explained to Chat who had his mouth hanging open.

"What a jerk I can't believe a guy like that exists." Chat responded.

"Well we have time to talk about my sorrows later my miraculous is running out." Ladybug said before she started running away.

The next day at school

"Hey Marinette are you okay?" Alya asked. "I'm sorry I wasn't there yesterday but that jerk deserves someone like Chloé low selfish and vain."

"Thanks for the talk Alya but I'm okay. *sob* seriously I'm okay I promise." Marinette said while fighting back tears.

"Oh speak of the devil." Alya said as she looked behind her to see the disgusting couple making out in the halls right before class. "How do they do that. Their walking and making out how the fuck do they do that? And do they not realize how dumb they look?"

( ^^ You decide how this looks but you have to make it funny or I will be sad. ~_~)

"I don't know and it's a skill I don't want to learn. Seriously they might be happy right now but when someone posts a video on the Internet of how stupid they look I will give that video all the views because that is some funny shit."

"There you go now do you feel better?"

"Very. Thank you for the funny ass memories of the two richest and stupidest kids making out while walking. That will be viral so fast!"

"Oh poor Adrien. His career will be ruined. C'est La viè."

"Guys stop watching the morons and let's get going class is starting." Nino said to the grossed out and laughing girls.

"Morning Nino have you talked to Adrien yet?" Alya asked.

"No but I don't intend to." He replied while going behind her and putting his arms around her neck and putting his head on one of her shoulders so that he could keep talking. "Dude they PDA way too much. It's like their trying to annoy everyone in a block radius with eye balls."

(For all the noobs PDA = Public Display of Affection.)

"I know right Marinette says the words 'I like you' and he turns around and starts making out with Chloé! Seriously Chloé of all people was the best choice?" Alya asked/stated/yelled.