Okay so far, I have the second part of PR in progress and halfways through the highschool AU part 2. On the backstove is a Zombie AU (that only has the canon characters) and as for the Reilin smut this is me writing it
Because I have never done anything like this lol. This is just something to keep you guys interested. Also it's like 80% Eli because I love him.
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Eli: I'm three ounces of whoop-ass
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Isla: I would sell you to the Greencloaks for one corn chip.
Eli: I would sell myself to the Greencloaks for one chicken nugget.
Rache: I would sell all of the twelve for half a PB and J sandwich.
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Eli: I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Isla: you're elev-
Eli: AND I COULD DIE WHEN I TURN 22
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Shane: you don't know shit.
Abeke: I know you and that's shitty enough.
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Karmo: Devin, why are you in a trash can-
Devin: this is my home now.
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Rollan: when have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?
Meilin: I made a list.
Rollan: ...
Meilin: it's alphabetized.
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Conor: wait, where's Gerathon?
Gerathon: hiss hiss motherfucker
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Dax: excuse me, but I think I lost my team. Can I make an announcement?
Worker: of course
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One-shits: Spirit Animals (Memes, Theories And More)
RandomAll my AUs have been deleted and moved to my AU book. All one-shots are being deleted and moved to my one-shot book. This book will now contain only headcannons, theories and memes.