Someone: Rollan is so deep and mysterious, probably did illegal stuff as an orphan in Amayan, total tough. I wouldn't pick a fight with him, he's so scary omg.
Rollan: *on the roof of Greenhaven* where the fuck is the training hall.
~~~
Karmo: I'm tired
Devin: oh yeah, me t-
Karmo: of your shit.
~~~
Devin: hey, Karmo, can you get me a cup of water?
Karmo: *hands him a cup of ice cubes*
Devin: ??? Um?
Karmo: wait.
~~~
*Hogwarts AU*
Abeke: hey, Rollan, aren't you a Ravenclaw?
Rollan: ??? Yeah?
Abeke: why do you have a Slytherin tie on. And Meilin, love the Raveclaw blue on you.
Rollan: *falls off seat*
Meilin: fck.
~~~
Meilin, walking into the room disheveled: Sorry I'm late. I was doing stuff.
Rollan, walking in behind her equally disheveled: I'm stuff, up top Abeke!
Abeke: no until you clean up, Jesus Christ guys.
~~~
Karmo, walking into the room disheveled: sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Devin, walking in behind him equally disheveled: He pushed me down a flight of stairs, Shane kill him.
Shane: *bangs his head on the table*
~~~
Devin: *does literally anything*
Karmo: *deep breath* this is why I want to die.
~~~
Abeke: *does any task from fighting a person to eating, like idgaf*
Me: hoLY SHIT, I'm so gay right now (jk y'all I'm straight but still)
~~~
The group climbing a mountain
Rollan: so Conor, do you have a crush on Abeke? If you don't tell me I will push you off the cliff.
Conor: ??? What the Tellun? I'm not telling you anything.
Rollan, already moving to push Conor: yeet, I guess
~~~
Karmo: we need a plan, how long can you hold your breath underwater?
Devin: I don't know.
Karmo: are you familiar with the term 'slam-and-cram'?
Devin: no, and I don't think I want to be.
Karmo: how attached are you to your pinky?
Devin: very, very attached. And before you ask another vaguely terrifying question let me be clear: any plan that involves even one of those scenarios isn't going to work for me.
~~~
(Modern AU)
Shane: that's a really cool photo you got of Devin on the cliff.
Karmo: I only took it because I though he was going to fall and I had to get that shit on camera.
~~~
Shane: hey, Karmo do me a favour and open the closet door.
Karmo: ??? Okay?
Shane: great now step inside.
Karmo: I'm confused, where is this going?
Shane: time to get out of the closet, Karmo.
Karmo: I'm going to murder you.
~~~
Devin: that's a really big ship.
Karmo: I bet it's Devin's fault.
Devin: how
~~~
Tarik: awe, you look sad. Is it that time of month? I bet you want choco-
Lishay: I want murder.
~~~
Conor after hitting puberty: hey Rollan.
Rollan: *deep breath* I thought we agreed that I would be the hot bestfriend.
~~~
Conor: are you kidding? Of course I know how to kiss, I've read books.
Abeke: Conor, you can't even read.
~~~
Tarik: time to send in our cute secret weapon.
Rollan: I'm ready to go.
Tarik: I could not have been more obviously talking to Lumeo.
~~~
Rollan: are you french? Because Madam.
Meilin: there's is literally nothing you can do to make me look more Zhongese then I already am, of course I don't speak french.
Rollan: it's a pick up line babe.
Meilin, holding a knife to Rollan's throat: don't call me babe.
~~~
Rollan: that sounds so cool!
Meilin: it's illegal Rollan.
~~~
Karmo, at some point probably: move, I'm gay.
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One-shits: Spirit Animals (Memes, Theories And More)
De TodoAll my AUs have been deleted and moved to my AU book. All one-shots are being deleted and moved to my one-shot book. This book will now contain only headcannons, theories and memes.
