One-shits: Spirit Animals (Memes, Theories And More)

SA characters as shit I've said (all of these are true things I have done)

Meilin
*someone starts saying something stupid*
"Hey, did you know that everytime you open your mouth to speak the IQ of the class drops by 100%"

Rollan
"Where's my liquid courage?"
"You're too young to have vodka."
"I meant milk, but alcohol is lit too."

Conor
*10 seconds of unholy screaming*

Abeke
"I'm going to jump off the roof."
"You'll die."
"thaT'S THE POINT."

Olvan
"How's your coffee?"
"Needs more vodka."

Tarik
"Why do kindergartners get nap time. I need it more."

Devin
"I would sacrifice myself to save you."
"You already want to die though?"
"That's true, but it's the thought that counts."

Shane
"If you don't shut up I will burn everything you own and break your skull open, fucking try me."

Dawson
"Fight me."

Drina
"I really want a boyfriend that I can hug and cuddle with, but then I remember that that involves emotions and I lack those."

Keith
"I'm emotionally, someone hug me. *three nanoseconds later* okay let go."

Karmo
"For my project I did suicide prevention. At the end I will be doing a live demo so that you know what it looks like. Please do not help me down."

Okay, but kiddos suicide is bad. Don't do it.

Gerathon
"I hate everyone, time to set the school on fire."

Kovo
"Everyone here has the IQ of a piece of paper. At least paper is useful."

Arax
"The world could be ending and I literally do NOT care."

Rumfuss
"My knowledge of the french language is the same as my will to live. Zero."

Earl Trunswick
"Look me in the eye and tell me if I care. I don't."

Jhi
"I mean, yeah, I can be really sweet and nice, but I also lowkey want to murder everyone here. Never forget that."

Essix
"Birds are related to dinosaurs. Also, dinosaurs could've had feathers. We share the same DNA as bananas and the moon is an hour drive away. Dinosaurs could have pink skin, we don't know what colour they were. I had two hours of sleep last night."

Uraza
"That sounds awesome, but I really hate socializing so I won't be there."

Briggian
*opens math book*
"If I slam this book hard enough against my head can I die."

Lenori
"I know first aid, but it's cadet first aid. I know what to do if you step on a mine, anything else just slap a band-aid on."

Suka
"Okay, we'll make you a lifeguard."
"I have epilepsy. If anyone here needs a lifeguard it's me."