Olvan: Rollan, I need you to teach the new recruits.
Rollan: teach them what?
Olvan: training, physical fitness, just simple things like that.
Rollan: k.
*later*
New recruits:
Rollan:
New recruits:
Rollan: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready! ... Start. Ding!
(Honestly though, fuck the beep test)
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Karmo: *loses Devin in a crowd*
Karmo:
Karmo:
Karmo:
Karmo: fucking finally.
~~~
Devin: *loses Karmo in a crowd*
Devin: don't worry I got this.
Devin: *takes a breath*
Karmo: *appearing beside him* shut the fuck up.
Devin: D:
~~~
Conor's brothers: *looking down at baby Conor*
Mama Conor (idk her name): aw, are you guys cry-
Conor's brothers, practically wailing: WhY iS hE sO uGlY.
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Meilin: it is not wet. Not until you take the fish out of the water and expose it to air, now it is wet. But if you are surrounded by water, you are not wet.
Rollan: WATER IS WET.
Abeke: you guys literally find anything to argue about, don't you?
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Rollan, upon seeing a Conqueror: *waving his sword blindly* don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and Anime on my side!
Conor: Rollan, wai-
Rollan: *charging* AAHHHHH!
~~~
Rollan: when I was your age-
Meilin: you're like, four months older than us.
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One-shits: Spirit Animals (Memes, Theories And More)
De TodoAll my AUs have been deleted and moved to my AU book. All one-shots are being deleted and moved to my one-shot book. This book will now contain only headcannons, theories and memes.
